Blogging For Dummies!

Blogging for dummies:

Here is your ultimate guide to becoming a blogger.  Being a blogger isn't just about being successful or making money... No its so much more than that. Today I am going to give you the ultimate guide to being a blogger.

To be a blogger you....

MUST OWN A SELFIE-STICK!

MUST OWN A MUG
(even better if your blogs name is on it)

MUST OWN RANDOM STUFF THAT MAKES NO SENSE EXCEPT FOR BLOGGERS!

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MUST OWN A CUTE WATER BOTTLE OR THREE...

MUST OWN A PLANNER WITH CUTE PENS...

MUST HAVE A WHITE BACKGROUND!

ITS THERE

MUST HAVE A MUG SHOT... YES MUG SHOT

YOU BETTER HAVE GOTTEN THIS...

MUST HAVE AMAZING LIGHTING FOR YOUR PICTURES!

LIGHTS SHOWN ABOVE DONE BY UPGrade1  

MUST BE WILLING TO BE CRAZY AT TIMES!

EFFIE TRINKET 

MUST TAKE TONS OF SELFIES!

1 OF 100000000000000000

MUST SHOW ALL OF YOUR OUTFITS BECAUSE PEOPLE CARE!

MUST SHOW US WHAT YOUR EATING AND HOW YOU MADE IT!

MEAT.

MUST CUT YOUR HEAD OUT OF MOST PICTURES NO ONE WANTS THAT APPARENTLY...

:/

MUST HAVE A LAPTOP TO TAKE PICS OF BECAUSE NO ONE HAS ONE OF THOSE..

MUST SHOW PEOPLE YOU LAY IN YOUR BED WITH CUTE SOCKS ON DURING THE DAY... ITS OKAY NO ONE HAS LIVES ANYMORE..

MUST SHOW US THE TIME OF DAY!

IF ALL STEPS ABOVE ARE TAKEN YOU WILL BE A SUCCESSFUL BLOGGER!